Have You Ever Been So Lazy That You Will Sit Down To Pee?

So, as my title implies, I want to know: Have you ever been so lazy [tired works too] that you will actually sit down to pee (Know, I'm not the most intelligent man when it comes to women, but I do know that they sit down to pee, so this question is basically just to men. Yeah... be jealous women. OH THE FREEDOM!). So yeah. I mean, it sounds like some horrible topic to talk about, but am I curious, am I the only one? You know, sometimes you get home late (like 2:30 for example) and you just want to put on your jammies and pass out. Well, do you still stand up? Well I didn't last night (well, this morning...). C'mon... don't make me look like an asshole...

So, now on to the more important news. Yeah the global economy sucks, and yeah it's been snowing like a bitch for the past 3 hours, and yeah I've got a shit ton of architecture homework to be getting done. But I'm talking about actually important stuff: Star Wars. All [approx.] 12 glorious hours of it! Yes I'm talking about every geeks favorite party. All 6 Star Wars movies back to back in chronological order. The dau started off like any other. I woke up, and layed in bed half asleep for the next hour or so. Then my mom finally kicked me and said wake up you lazy piece of shit, you've got a party to hit up! (true story) So I ate, and collected all of my shit so as not to forget anything and beat myself up over it the rest of the day. I finished a few other things around the house while I was there too. Then I was all about hopping on the bus (I'm pretty sure my schedule was completely off). I got on the bus a little later than I had wanted to, so I thought I was gonna get to Kiwi's a bit later than expected. However, the bus ride to his house was really short, so I figured I was gonna get there around the projected time (good enough). As I turned the corner to Sherman, I saw Andrew and someone else walking up the hill to Kiwi's (well, not so much a hill as it is a vertical incline). I yelled his name and was abruptly greeted with a loud "Fuck you!". I felt apprecited... Anyways, the person he was walking with was shorter than Andrew. That made me rofl because it actually made him look big in comparison. So they got there a few seconds before I did. When I got inside I found out that Jason, Andrew and who I found out to be Sam where the only ones already here. We sat around chatting for a bit and it was revealed to me that Jacob was a N00b... I mean, Jacob just woke up and wasn't in town yet. I was, I can't really saw formally cuz Andrew sucked at it, introduced to Sam. She was a lot different than I had expected. Not to say that's bad in anyway, but when Andrew is hanging out with a chick, you definatly paint a picture in your head. A picture that looked nothing like Sam mind you. She was really quiet through out the day (which is to be expected because people are usually intimadated by our awesomeness...). Anywho, Steve showed up shortly after with Miley Cyrus (She was riding shoty until Andrew threw her ass...). So then we all left for Smerz's grandparents. We got there and left the van with our surplus of goodies. So there we were: Smiles on our faces, and food in our hands... but no body answered the door... So I did the only logical thing which was to step onto the porch and start constantly ringing the doorbell. Then Smerz called. Turns out, he hadn't even left his hous yet. He was about to leave (it was about 11:45, when we planned on starting this shit at 12) plus he had to stop at Cousins. So we all (minus Sam and Andrew) piled back into the van and drove back to Kiwi's to get his AMPs. Then we headed on over to Pick N Save for some sale AMPs + coupons. So we all got some AMPS (thanks Kiwi) and left again. We were about 8 meters from Smerz's grandparents house when he called me again. Damn Smerz! Get off my tip! So we all went inside and unpacked all of our shit. We had a lot more food than I had expected... nobody told me what the fuck was going on the day before. So then we popped in ep. 1 and basked in the glory. We also made HILARIOUS commentary which was some of our combined best work. I mean, a drunk naked George Lucas screaming about stupid shit and actively trying to ruin the saga, c'mon! That shit is golden! We all laughed so much, it was fantastic. But then I remembered teh oppressive forces of my job, and had to leave about half way through ep. 1. Work was slow, and boring and gay, and then I left (wow... that was a good three hours condensed right there...) So then I left and went to the bus stop. I was waiting for the bus when Maddie texted me. She was in town for thanksgiving but was actually spending time with the fam, so i figured I wouldn't hear from her much. She asked me what I was up to and whether or not I was up to going to the mall for some people watching (it was for some kind of bullshit paper she had to write). I declined and said Star Wars trumps the mall any day, but I did invite her with the argument, that you're never gonna find some more fucked up shit people watching, than you were, here, tonight. So I told her to either pick me up or I'd finish the walk to Smerz's grandparents. Her reply was okay. I figured she was saying okay to the only legitimate answer in this equation and that was to watch Star Wars. So I stood under a lamp post for a good 5-10 minutes waiting for her. I waited until my hands were numb before I texted her back (yep... I forgot my gloves at Smerz's). Then she said she never said she was going to come and I cursed out texting and walked to Smerz's... By that time, I was a Chrissickle. I didn't feel all that cold, but I knew I was cuz I was very numb. So I got there around 6-ish and was suprised at how early I was into ep. 3. When I got there I found out that Sam had to leave, so Andrew and Smerz walked her to 60th to a bus stop (really Smerz? Not cool...). I kept texting Maddie after I got there (mainly just flaming her that she wasn't coming (loser). then I slightly tried guilting her by saying that now I wouldn't see her over the weekend and that she wouldn't see me till Dec. However, she wouldn't budge. I guess in a way, I was glad she didn't because, and I mean no offense by this, she would have gotten in the way of the bro-ings on, and thus made the night less remarkable... anywho... I waited until I got feeling back before I started eating again. Ep. 3 finished and we had to go pick up Jake from work (noob). That fit nowhere into our plans and Steve hates driving... almost as much as Patrick hates traffic. So when we got back we moved on to ep. 4, now we've broken into the original triliogy (surprisingly enough, that really didn't stop our bantar). Somewhere during 4 we made the pizzas and I started putzing with my music on Jason's laptop. It was a pain in the ass, but I've been dieing without my music. While I was doing that I had a nice chat with Steve about life, relationships, interests, and Miley Cyrus. In a way I really liked talking with him, but at the same time, my mind was in and out of it, which put a damper on it. However, that conversation did cause Smerz and Andrew to manhandle Steve, take Miley away, and leave him a broken man. He had a piece of her frame and threatened to stab Smerz with it (which was one of the funniest parts of the night. Smerz however foiled any chances Steve had of getting it back by putting it up really high. Rofl. Short people. Steve started goin' cuckoo, so I got his Miley back. Well, first I had her give me a blow job, then I gave it back. However, Andrew responded by saying, "stop being a jerk and keep it away from him"... this confused me. I don't think I was the bad guy in this situation... I think somewhere around now-ish (I lost track) ep. 5 was ending... or something. I don't know. Well, after ep. 5, Smerz took it upon himself to turn on Soul Calibur 4, and show us some lame cutscenes featuring Yoda and Darth Vader (or as Steve came to the conclusion of, Chad Vader). I've already bitched about that game in my blog (I think)... well, if not. It's a joke, and it destroyed the only thing that truly set the Soul Cal franchise above all those other side-scrolling fighters: A STORY!!! So anyways, then we threw in ep. 6 (I was still playing with my music... converting wma files onto iTunes is a bitch and a half...) Jason also showed us Porn Wars on his laptop... yeah... We watched about 5 minutes of that before it HAD to go. "Oh no, look what you did!". Somewhere around now we made the chicken patties and broke out the french bread. We all ate some more. The ice cream was also tapped into (btw, who ever has that, save me a bowlfull, I didn't get any...) By this time we were all pretty dead. It was in the early morning, and we had been watching movies since about 12:30. So when ep. 6 finally ended. Kiwi got up and did a celebration dance much like on of the many ewoks. He then proceeded to give us all hugs. K. So we helped clean shit up so Smerz wouldn't call us names. We then packed the rest of the stuff up and headed home. Steve dropped off Jason first, then Jake and Kiwi, and then Andrew and I. The night was a succes, and will forever go down in history as:

~LEGENDARY~