Have You Ever Been So Lazy That You Will Sit Down To Pee?

So, as my title implies, I want to know: Have you ever been so lazy [tired works too] that you will actually sit down to pee (Know, I'm not the most intelligent man when it comes to women, but I do know that they sit down to pee, so this question is basically just to men. Yeah... be jealous women. OH THE FREEDOM!). So yeah. I mean, it sounds like some horrible topic to talk about, but am I curious, am I the only one? You know, sometimes you get home late (like 2:30 for example) and you just want to put on your jammies and pass out. Well, do you still stand up? Well I didn't last night (well, this morning...). C'mon... don't make me look like an asshole...

So, now on to the more important news. Yeah the global economy sucks, and yeah it's been snowing like a bitch for the past 3 hours, and yeah I've got a shit ton of architecture homework to be getting done. But I'm talking about actually important stuff: Star Wars. All [approx.] 12 glorious hours of it! Yes I'm talking about every geeks favorite party. All 6 Star Wars movies back to back in chronological order. The dau started off like any other. I woke up, and layed in bed half asleep for the next hour or so. Then my mom finally kicked me and said wake up you lazy piece of shit, you've got a party to hit up! (true story) So I ate, and collected all of my shit so as not to forget anything and beat myself up over it the rest of the day. I finished a few other things around the house while I was there too. Then I was all about hopping on the bus (I'm pretty sure my schedule was completely off). I got on the bus a little later than I had wanted to, so I thought I was gonna get to Kiwi's a bit later than expected. However, the bus ride to his house was really short, so I figured I was gonna get there around the projected time (good enough). As I turned the corner to Sherman, I saw Andrew and someone else walking up the hill to Kiwi's (well, not so much a hill as it is a vertical incline). I yelled his name and was abruptly greeted with a loud "Fuck you!". I felt apprecited... Anyways, the person he was walking with was shorter than Andrew. That made me rofl because it actually made him look big in comparison. So they got there a few seconds before I did. When I got inside I found out that Jason, Andrew and who I found out to be Sam where the only ones already here. We sat around chatting for a bit and it was revealed to me that Jacob was a N00b... I mean, Jacob just woke up and wasn't in town yet. I was, I can't really saw formally cuz Andrew sucked at it, introduced to Sam. She was a lot different than I had expected. Not to say that's bad in anyway, but when Andrew is hanging out with a chick, you definatly paint a picture in your head. A picture that looked nothing like Sam mind you. She was really quiet through out the day (which is to be expected because people are usually intimadated by our awesomeness...). Anywho, Steve showed up shortly after with Miley Cyrus (She was riding shoty until Andrew threw her ass...). So then we all left for Smerz's grandparents. We got there and left the van with our surplus of goodies. So there we were: Smiles on our faces, and food in our hands... but no body answered the door... So I did the only logical thing which was to step onto the porch and start constantly ringing the doorbell. Then Smerz called. Turns out, he hadn't even left his hous yet. He was about to leave (it was about 11:45, when we planned on starting this shit at 12) plus he had to stop at Cousins. So we all (minus Sam and Andrew) piled back into the van and drove back to Kiwi's to get his AMPs. Then we headed on over to Pick N Save for some sale AMPs + coupons. So we all got some AMPS (thanks Kiwi) and left again. We were about 8 meters from Smerz's grandparents house when he called me again. Damn Smerz! Get off my tip! So we all went inside and unpacked all of our shit. We had a lot more food than I had expected... nobody told me what the fuck was going on the day before. So then we popped in ep. 1 and basked in the glory. We also made HILARIOUS commentary which was some of our combined best work. I mean, a drunk naked George Lucas screaming about stupid shit and actively trying to ruin the saga, c'mon! That shit is golden! We all laughed so much, it was fantastic. But then I remembered teh oppressive forces of my job, and had to leave about half way through ep. 1. Work was slow, and boring and gay, and then I left (wow... that was a good three hours condensed right there...) So then I left and went to the bus stop. I was waiting for the bus when Maddie texted me. She was in town for thanksgiving but was actually spending time with the fam, so i figured I wouldn't hear from her much. She asked me what I was up to and whether or not I was up to going to the mall for some people watching (it was for some kind of bullshit paper she had to write). I declined and said Star Wars trumps the mall any day, but I did invite her with the argument, that you're never gonna find some more fucked up shit people watching, than you were, here, tonight. So I told her to either pick me up or I'd finish the walk to Smerz's grandparents. Her reply was okay. I figured she was saying okay to the only legitimate answer in this equation and that was to watch Star Wars. So I stood under a lamp post for a good 5-10 minutes waiting for her. I waited until my hands were numb before I texted her back (yep... I forgot my gloves at Smerz's). Then she said she never said she was going to come and I cursed out texting and walked to Smerz's... By that time, I was a Chrissickle. I didn't feel all that cold, but I knew I was cuz I was very numb. So I got there around 6-ish and was suprised at how early I was into ep. 3. When I got there I found out that Sam had to leave, so Andrew and Smerz walked her to 60th to a bus stop (really Smerz? Not cool...). I kept texting Maddie after I got there (mainly just flaming her that she wasn't coming (loser). then I slightly tried guilting her by saying that now I wouldn't see her over the weekend and that she wouldn't see me till Dec. However, she wouldn't budge. I guess in a way, I was glad she didn't because, and I mean no offense by this, she would have gotten in the way of the bro-ings on, and thus made the night less remarkable... anywho... I waited until I got feeling back before I started eating again. Ep. 3 finished and we had to go pick up Jake from work (noob). That fit nowhere into our plans and Steve hates driving... almost as much as Patrick hates traffic. So when we got back we moved on to ep. 4, now we've broken into the original triliogy (surprisingly enough, that really didn't stop our bantar). Somewhere during 4 we made the pizzas and I started putzing with my music on Jason's laptop. It was a pain in the ass, but I've been dieing without my music. While I was doing that I had a nice chat with Steve about life, relationships, interests, and Miley Cyrus. In a way I really liked talking with him, but at the same time, my mind was in and out of it, which put a damper on it. However, that conversation did cause Smerz and Andrew to manhandle Steve, take Miley away, and leave him a broken man. He had a piece of her frame and threatened to stab Smerz with it (which was one of the funniest parts of the night. Smerz however foiled any chances Steve had of getting it back by putting it up really high. Rofl. Short people. Steve started goin' cuckoo, so I got his Miley back. Well, first I had her give me a blow job, then I gave it back. However, Andrew responded by saying, "stop being a jerk and keep it away from him"... this confused me. I don't think I was the bad guy in this situation... I think somewhere around now-ish (I lost track) ep. 5 was ending... or something. I don't know. Well, after ep. 5, Smerz took it upon himself to turn on Soul Calibur 4, and show us some lame cutscenes featuring Yoda and Darth Vader (or as Steve came to the conclusion of, Chad Vader). I've already bitched about that game in my blog (I think)... well, if not. It's a joke, and it destroyed the only thing that truly set the Soul Cal franchise above all those other side-scrolling fighters: A STORY!!! So anyways, then we threw in ep. 6 (I was still playing with my music... converting wma files onto iTunes is a bitch and a half...) Jason also showed us Porn Wars on his laptop... yeah... We watched about 5 minutes of that before it HAD to go. "Oh no, look what you did!". Somewhere around now we made the chicken patties and broke out the french bread. We all ate some more. The ice cream was also tapped into (btw, who ever has that, save me a bowlfull, I didn't get any...) By this time we were all pretty dead. It was in the early morning, and we had been watching movies since about 12:30. So when ep. 6 finally ended. Kiwi got up and did a celebration dance much like on of the many ewoks. He then proceeded to give us all hugs. K. So we helped clean shit up so Smerz wouldn't call us names. We then packed the rest of the stuff up and headed home. Steve dropped off Jason first, then Jake and Kiwi, and then Andrew and I. The night was a succes, and will forever go down in history as:

~LEGENDARY~

Happy Slapsgiving Everyone!!!

Well, as you may very well know (and if you don't I would hope you're foreign snd don't understand American customs), yesterday was Thanksgiving. I, like many Americans stufed our faces full of food in order to give thanks for the gifts we have been given throughout the year. I'm not sure why we break a deadly sin to do so (See: Gluttony), but whatever, I'm a stuffing fiend (picture a crack fiend but more well liked in society). So, my Thanksgiving was pretty laid back, just my immediate family, and we prepared stuff in sections so we didn't rush to get it all done at the same time. We finally got around to watching "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull". Now, I was on the computer in the next room, so I only caught about half the movie (I missed the finer details...) so I won't give this thing a full in depth analysis, but I liked it... It was really cheezy, and the story was odd to say the least, but it did what it was supposed to, and that was to make a sequal to a beloved franchise that has been 'over' for long enough that it shouldn't deem a sequal. YAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!1!

"Money is the name of the game, nobody gives a fuck" -System of a Down

So now, I'm on to the biggest shopping day of the year: The day after Thanksgiving: Black Friday (Oh I'm sorry. Is that too discriminatory? Hey, here's a thought: Deal with it fucktards!!!) I woke up with my mom and brother at 4:30 in the morning. Andrew had to go to work (Ha!), and my mom and I would do the shopping. Our first stop was at Walmart. We bought a bunch of $2 DVDs (notice how there's no line on the v, thus differetiating it from a u... assholes!), and I got Andrew's mp3 player. Then we left and hit up Target. Here I actually had to stand in line for a bit. Once inside, I bought Office Space and a external Hard drive (750 gigs of imasculating power!!!). Once we left we went to Half Price Books. They gave away free gift certificates and bags (plus they gave us cookies! FTW!!!). I bought a Star Wars book I adored as a kid (not so much anymore, but at a buck seventy five, why not?). So then we left and headed to CVS. My mom bought a bunch of stuff and played their system. Then it was off to the other CVS by Bayshore (the first did not have what my mom was looking for (who statrs their sales on Thanksgiving honestly?!?!?!)). Then we actually went to Bayshore (fuck you bayshore...). By then I just wanted to go home and sit down, but I had to put up with a lot of shit in Boston Store (there's a reason why their initials are B S...). So when I finally got home, I talked money with my mom (she owes me... so does Andrew. I'm comin'! You goin' pay what you owe!). So I watched Wedding Crashers ( 2 bucks!!!) and generally putzed around till work (W00T, leftovers!!!). When I finally got to work (I'm filling in for Becca), I only wanted to blog. Seriously... But I decided to check my e-mails first. That was a mistake. I got an e-mail from my archy T.A. sayign that there was still a quiz online this week despite the holiday and the days off (WTF?!?!!?) and she sent that the 26. Okay, when I don't have work, and no school, do you really think I'm gonna even get out of bed, let alone try to fire up my shit=box of a computer??? HELL NO! So, I found out too late for the quiz, so, no points for me. Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Face! But, okay it's only five points, I can make up for that... but then I looked it up on D2L and this one, for no reason, was worth 10 points!!! FUCK YOU YOU SACK OF SHIT!!! So I was pissy at work, which did not make me happy...Blarg... And to make matters worse, the last extra credit for that class is due Mon.. I don't have the time for that, I just found out about it today!

And I know what ayou're going to ask, "well Chris, stop being such a whiney little bitch and do it over the weekend", and you know what I say to these judgemental fools? "I've got to go to mutha' fuckin' Star Wars party tomorrow, and I work 8 hours on Sun. EAT ME!!!" This usually makes the voices in my head go away... But yeah! Star Wars! I'm syched! Especially because someone watching them with us has never seen them before (her name will be omitted for safety reasons). But more on that later (you know... after it happens). BYEZ!!!

Ugh!

I'm not in too good a mood right now. You see, I just took [and likely failed] my Physics test. It was a complete kick in the dick. Seriously. My dick is reeling with pain. Immense pain, and it doesn't make me happy. Not at all, nuh-uh!

Well, lets hit the rev. button for a second here. Last night, I went to my very monotonous art class. Now, like I said, I had a badass (rather, as badass as a picture of me can be) self portrait I drew in charcoal (It literally, and I'm sorry if I said like a jerk or anything, pwnzrd everyone elses...easily). When we had critique Kevin (the instructor) said he like it... and listed examples of things he thought I had done well, but then said it wasn't right for the class because I used a picture... Oh well... fuck it, I liked it... After critique we had a 5-10 minute break which he talked to me during about my thoughts and opinions on observations from life vs. pictures. He said some more technical gobbley gloock and demonstrated his personal preferences and opinions. I guess in a way, I can respect him when he actually talks through things and expresses what he wants to get across... but I personally do not like the way he goes about his class. Not that it matters much now... we've only got 4 more classes... Anywho, I asked him if I could have my picture back so I could finishe the shoulders and arms... he said he'd like to hold on to it, and made me write 'From Photo' on it... this did not make me happy face. I better get that damn thing back! For serious... After class, I took my happy ass to the bus stop and caught my lonely last bus home. The driver was really cool though. He and I talked for a little bit and then he dropped me off literally right infront of my house (props). I got home and cracked open the Physics stuff. I studied for about an hour, maybe an hour and a half, then threw all of the shit off my bed and went to sleep.

This morning, my alarm was off, so my mom had to wake me up (dammit!). I got ready really quick and left my house about 7: 27. I was walking to the bus stop, when all of a sudden, the 49U sneaks up behind me... then fucking jets past me! BASTARD!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo! I needed to catch that damn bus to get to campus early so I could study! Fuck my life! Steve and Beau were on that bus and we got some very important conversing done (sorta), all while I pretended to study. We got to campus, and long story short... I didn't get much studying in. So I went to class... and here I am. you're all caught up and I'm not all too happy.

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace...

Now I'm gonna try to get the latest episode of Heroes done (I won't be here later in the week. W00T for thanksgiving!!!), then I've got math. I really hope we're just reviewing today... that would be sweet. However, something tells me, we're actually going to do something of substance, which basically means I'm going to finish my checkerboard pattern on the graph paper she gave us! Rofl...

They Dun Took My Computer Away From Me... Sad Face

So, it's pretty clear to the select few that actually take enough interest in my life to read about it have noticed that I haven't posted for a while. Luckily for you all, I won't go into mind numbing detail to stretch this post to Kingdom Come (say, when is that anyways?...)

Let's start with my Fri. night. Once I left school, I jumped the 49U and rode it all the way home (I know right!). And as soon as I stepped in the door, Jacob calls me. He says he gonna funsta' hop on over to Brown Deer for the fuck of it. So I was like 'cool'. He asked where Andrew was, and I had to look around for him. Once I established he wasn't home, I found him in the basement. So I hung up with Jake and then sat around talking and listening to music for a while, until I was hungry enough to eat. I still wasn't too hungry, but I wanted to eat before Jake got to my house, so I wouldn't look like a dick. Kiwi came around with B-Gad before work to get some plans together. I told him to just stop by my house. I knew I wouldn't be home by the time he would come back, but I knew my mom would be home, and just tell him we walked to the corner. Jake got here about 2 hours later, and commented on how cool the bus was for almost literally taking him up to my door. We chilled till about 8 when we left and hit up Pick N' Save. We walked around for a bit, I rofled at Gameinformer (can you believe that they can fit ALL of Microsoft's dick in their mouth?!?! Some body call Ripley!), and Jake got some shit for his soup. He makes a good potato, bacon cheese thing soup. However, I kinda knew I wouldn't have any because I planned on holing up this weekend to get shit done. Then we went to Wendy's. Tom Pipines and his family came in. Luckily neither parent recognized me (there's something not quite right about Mrs. Pipines. Everybody knows it... I'm just saying it.). So we then called Steve, and told him to fuck his work and come hang out. Tonight was probably the only night we'd all be out. So he came, with a new shirt and a slick hair-doo (witty bitch). Then we left and... went back to Pick N' Save. We got some stuffs (two bottles of Welche's finest... yes yes!), then we motored on over to Kiwi's. He apparently just got home, got my note, decided not to go to Pick N' Save due to it's complete lack of people in the parking lot. Oh, and did I mention Eric was with him? So we all hung out, drank... (mmmm... Sparkling Grape = One Hell of a night!). Eric left early and Andrew fell asleep. Kiwi, Jake, Steve, and myself all conversed until about 3 in the morning, then we left. I didn't get to bed till about 4.

Sat. was pretty typical. I woke up in the early afternoon, went to work. When I got there, I found out that my desk had been moved (fuck you swim meet!), and that my new desk didn't have a computer (fuck you swim meet!). Great... now what am I gonna do at work? I kid. The only thing I missed out on was the chance to blog over the weekend. I guess that's why I'm condensing a weekends worth now... Anywho, I got off around 5, went home, ate, and then got to work on my art homework. To keep me from sitting in silence, I put in HIMYM season 2. Lmao. My art homework this weekend is a big self portrait. I had a rocky start on it, but once I started moving... it just went. I got about 3/4 down with the face and decided to call it a night. Andrew had to get up early the next morning.

Sun. morning was a kick to the asshole. Every half an hour or so, starting around 9, I told myself "I'm gonna get up now"... I did that till around 11. I finally got up and now had very little time till I had to back to work. So I ate, and got my stuffs ready. I made sure I had gotten everything, then hit the road. I got to work, and let Corey go on break. The towels were kinda annoying when I first got there (stupid wellness center... screw you an your constant need for small towels), but as the night progressed, the whole situation got easier. Some one who works at Taylor and Dunn's came in (I knew that because he had a hoodie with their logo on it). I told him I knew his dishwashers, and he told me they have the most important job there (in case you want to know Kiwi)(He said he'd tell all of you I said 'hi'... who was that guy Kiwi?). The day was boring and dragged on. I did however get some reading done, and there weren't any big problems the whole night. Let's see... Jacob's dad came in, and said he's been riding Jacob to come in and work out. That made me laugh because Jacob does come in... just to stand around and talk to me though. Rofl. Then Andwan came in. I didn't talk to him long because he was with his wifey. However, as he was going to the locker room, he asked me for a towel and offered to suck my dick for it. Now... there were a few things wrong with that. 1. Although I've known Andwan for years, he and i have never actually been 'friends' or anything, so a homoerotic comment coming from him seemed really random. 2. He has towels included in his membership... Anyways, that comment just brings me one step closer to getting an actual blow job some day.
1. Jokes are made about giving oral pleasures
2. The thought is milled around in the head
3. Constant teasing occurs
4. The thought is again milled around the head
5. They finally suck your cock...
I'm bored, and that's funny, leave me alone... And some people are just big sluts who take all 5 steps in single strides. Let's move on... After work, I got home, took a shower, and finished my self-portrait. Well, it's not completely done, but it's done for class (i.e. the face and hair are completed). I'll post a link when I finally get around to putting it on Facebook.

Now, for my Mon. morning... I woke up early today so my mom could drop me off at Best Buy before she had work. I got there and bought "Knocked Up" and "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry". Both of which are fantastic moves. Controversial comedy with a heart of gold. It doesn't get much better than that. Anyways, I stopped at Toys R Us next door. I was gonna be a major loser and buy some video game toys, but they were too expensive... (12$ for Halo figurines?!?!!? 7$ for small Mario plushies?!?!!?! 7$ for Sonic Action figures!?!?!?! WoW toys???) So I left and walked to the bus stop. At the last minute i fought with myself over which bus I was getting on, the 76 or the 67. I was fairly certain however it was the 76 I wanted. I conversed with the woman at the stop. She was nice, but it was pretty awkward. So I got on the bus and rode it to Bradley. From there I walked to the Library. I got there just as they opened the doors (sweet!). I looked around. No good dvds. So I picked up a few cds, and another Batman graphic novel, Batman: Knightfall. I also had some cds there ready to pick up, so I ended up with 6 cds and the graphic novel. I then walked to Teautonia (is that right???) and caught the 12 back home. Eventful morning... it wasn't even 11 yet. So I got home and ripped all of the cds onto my computer while watching "Knocked Up". I ate and then hurried out my door. I was in a rush because I knew that if I didn't catch the bus around 3, I'd be pretty late for class. The good news, I caught my bus. The bad news, my prof. sent an email saying that there was no class today...ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck... So I know had 3 1/2 hours to blow... I didn't want to go back home, than back here (and tack on an extra hour on the bus for the day), so instead I decided to blog... Now that you've seen and read the fruits of my labor, I will leave to eat, yet again, study for my physics exam tomorrow morning, and read. I must say I'm not looking forward to this exam...

Hey Hey! One more random tangent form me today:

Kanye West Gordan Freeman

Do these men look strikingly similar???

I Thought Of A Really Cool Title Before... But I Forgot It

...Applesauce Bitch... I woke up around 9:30 this morning. Which sucked because I wanted to get up at 9. I woke up at about 8:45, but I figured I had fifteen more minutes to lay down... and ended up falling asleep till the aforementioned 9:30. So I got up and milled about. I got all of my stuff ready and then turned on some music before I had to go. I just opened up two cds worth of Cake songs and set them to shuffle. Wow... My computer must have known I was angry at it from last night (I don't want to talk about it(Kiwi... you know what kind of frustration I'm talking about...)). But it was just spot on with the songs: "Satan is my Motor", "End of the Movie", "No Phone", "Wheels", "Sheep go to Heaven"... it was awesome. From there it played some songs that weren't AS good as these (not that that's saying much... Cake ownzrs). But that really didn't matter because I was in and out of the room from there. So I finished packing my shit and headed out the door somewhere around 10:30. Now, I knew my class started at 11, but I really didn't care about the few minutes I'd lose by showing up a little late. However, I was standing at the stop for a half an hour!!! So by the time I caught the bus, it was 11. Great. I got to class a half an hour late... I would have just skipped at that point, but 1. I need to make sure I didn't miss anything more than I had to (Big project and a mysterious and awesome exam approaching... yeah), 2. I had to go to campus anyways to watch Heroes! So, class wasn't so boring today now that it was only an hour and fifteen minutes or so... And now I is sitting at the lab. I'm about to watch the latest Heroes episode and just juggernaut my way through my Wiki-Nation Capstone project (Beast Mode!!!). The next few weeks will be pretty hectic for me... mostly because of my own doing, but let's not get into that! And I'm still trying to get together with friends inbetween stufs so I can keep some level of sanity. Plus, Thanksgiving is soon! Happy Face! Then after that, I'm gonna go to a Star Wars movie marathon (No, that blasphemous animated piece of shit will not make an apperance). Happy Face Has Evolved Into Super Happy Face! Then After that I have finals... Happy Face Has Fainted... And Become Impetent... But then I get my winter break which is about amonth of nothing, and I can where jammies 24/7!!! Your Happy Face Was Given Drugs And Is Now So Big... It Overdosed... okay moving on. Alright, I guess that's all for now. Bye bye fanlets!

What Time Is It?

*Spoiler alert!- This post contains a rant that I may not feel the same way about later, but feel the need to talk about it now*

So last night was very laid back for me. I got my jammies on, and just chilled. Okay, quick side note, one of the best feelings in the world is being inside with jammies on (possible slippers if you're into them, I know I am! Also, comfy blankets are pimp as Hell) while it's all cold and dark outside and you can see/hear the wind. You get this warm, comforting... just awesome feeling. You know, it's nothing matters... you're comfy, and you can just relax... Anyways, back in (ha, that's what she said). So I finally got around to beating Lego Star Wars II last night. I didn't complete it yet though(I'm about 50 something %, and before you say anything about that score, you don't get Vader (One of the only two Sith in the game) till the last level. And every level before that has extra challenges that you need the dark force to accomplish). Andrew got home around 10:30, we talked for a bit, then went to bed around 11.

This morning, my mom was in a rush to get out to somewhere for some meeting thing, so she was running around trying to make sure I was awake and such. I was laid backand moped about (even though I knew I had to hurry so I wouldn't miss my bus (again)). Anyways, I ate, packed my stuff, then left. The good news, I waited for about a minute before my bus came, the bad news, I was on a bus going to school. So Beau and Nate were at the other stop and Beau and I chatted a bit on how we both need to get our acts together and work on archy (A LOT!!!). Then he and I visited the Union lab like always. I pissed away time on Facebook, and making this picture:

Lol

But then I had to leave to go to Physics. I started off the class really well. I was awake and taking notes. But then I started nodding off, and the last half of the class was pretty choppy... But I did get the extra credit question right! There was also a hot chick sitting next to me today (she always sits in my general are, but the class is a lecture, so you pretty much just pick out any seat you want depending on when you get to class), not that it matters much: 1. I'm not the type to just strike up conversation 2. It's a lecture, so no one really talks to one another... we all just sit 3. She's always texting, which I've taken as a general rule means they've got a boyfriend (yes that logic is horribly flawed, but think about it... it almost makes sense). So then that class ended and headed on over to my physics discussion, which I was hoping would help me for an exam in lecture on tues... It didn't. But I did get a perfect score on my quiz, so... whatever. Then I walked my happy ass back on over to the Union. It was about here that I realised how much I hate people. Let me explain. If someone says or does something stupid, you can correct them, fix them, teach them something... BUT WHEN EVERYONE IS DUMB AS FUCK YOU JUST WANT TO BEAT THEM OVER THE HEAD WIT A GOD-DAMN HAMMER!!! Now, I've been around a lot of stupid people (well the ballpark is a thousand meters...), but I'm really sick of this whole "I'm a college student lah-dee-da" attitude. Just because you're in college, that doesn't give you the right to be an obnoxious fucking dumbass... Moving on...I ate, looked over some math crap... and then just sat there. It was about 11:30, math didn't start till 12:30... but I just sat there.

I zoned out kinda. It was like all of my senses turned off and I was just staring out the window... but I was still thinkin' about stuffs. What stuffs you ask? Everything really. Just where I am in life, and where it is I want to go. It's not like there's anything (terribly) wrong going on in my life... just the idea that it could be better, because it has been before. Things in life, the decisions you make always look different in retrospect. It was like I was dissecting the past x years of my life, wondering why the good things didn't last longer, and why the Hell I ever did the stupid things (yeah that list is very plentiful (being added to continually)...). It was weird, and yet pretty cool. And kind of fun bring up all of those memories, the good and the bad mind you... So, I sort of slept with my eyes opened thinking about life for an hour before returning to reality and going to math.

Math was boring (go figure), and I wasn't a happy camper after taking the quiz. I was okay during it, but after, I realised I got a few things wrong, which on a quiz is no good (it's only ten points... you make a single mistake and it's like an A-/B+...). But that finally ended (I gotta study for a test coming up in that class too... Fuck) And that brings me up to now. Sitting, yet again, in the Union lab. I gotta take an Archy quiz, which, I need to good on. I really need to break away from these straight B grades... I need to throw some A's on this bitch!!! Sorry. So, I'm gonna actually do some work for a bit... BAI!!!

No Art Tonight! Sweet!

I is under a vent and it makin' me chilly...Stupid faces!

Last night at work was kinda silly. I mean, the night went really fast which was good... But there were some stupid peoples that I had to deal with (they always want to blame the "kid"). It was annoying... but then again, that's what they pay me for... However, when I got home, my mom showed me that she had bought Wall-E for me for a Christmas present... EXTREMLY HAPPY FACE!!! I was shaking, I was gonna open it and watch it there on the spot... but I didn't... I can wait till Christmas... I hope...

So I woke up this morning (as usual) five or so times. I finally picked myself up around 9:30-10. I sat around until I finally went downstairs for brunch. I quick made myself a grilled cheese (I have those a lot, but they're quick, easy, and cheesey... mmmm... cheese... salivating happy face!). So then I turned on some music and jammed out for awhile (I mean it when I say that I jam out... No bodies home... musics on... I bust out my best dance moves). I really knew I wasn't going to get anything done before I had to leave, so I just sat around (sitting is fun). Then I was about to leave, but "My Best Friend" by Weezer came on, so I had to listen to it. Then, I finally left. I should note that the bus driver this morning was a douche, cuz he saw me running towards the stop and flagging him down (eat me busdriver!). After cursing to myself for a bit, I sucked it up and walked to the further stop. I didn't have to wait long for the next bus. I got some reading done, then got to school. I ran into Sante and talked to him so I wasn't too early for class, then I was off again. I got to my Physics Lab, and oddly enough, it was okay today. The lab was really short and easy, and the lab that got handed back to me was an 8.5/10 (not bad...). And now here I am in the union watchin' videos, listening to music, and typing this. Side not: watch the video for "Breakdown" by Seether, it's pretty sweet. Right now I'm cold (see first line of post) and watching gameplay footage of The Conduit. I'm really looking forward to this game. It looks like a beastie as Hell Wii exlusive that isn't made by Nintendo, or one of it's subordanites. When I'm done in here I'm going to Wiki-Nation, where, I hope, we'll just be working on our final projects (Mine needs a lot of work...). And when that's all done... I'M GOIN' HOME CUZ I AIN'T GOT NO ART TODAY!!! If you couldn't tell from the title... Dumbasses...

Today Has Been A Crappy Morning...

So, this morning, I woke up, then abruptly fell back asleep. So, my mom had to come wake me up. So now, after I ate, it was about 7. I stayed in bed till maybe 5 after before I finally got up. I packed my backpack, went downstairs and got dressed. Then I packed my lunch, went back upstairs, got all my shit and left. So, it took me a while to find a gap in the morning traffic and j-walk (Oh no! better make sure there's no BDPD around!) across the street to the bus stop. As I was doing this... I watched the bus power past me... Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad face. So I got to the bus stop, and checked the time and when the next one would come by. I had a good half an hour before the next one came... Fuck my life... So I walked to the further stop. It's better to walk around then just stand there for half an hour... it's cold... So at the other bus stop, Steve and Steph came. They once again stayed in the van cuz they're whinny bitches, so I jumped in the van with them. Apparently, Steve was not happy cuz it was "8 in the morning" (Hah! Jokes on Steve! It was only 7:55! True story!). I then remembered to tell Steve about Heroes inevitable demise. Let me explain. The first season was amazing. It took the world by the balls and became an instant phenomenom. It was great. I loved it. So then 2nd season came out. Tim Kring expressed the want to change the way the story was told by instead of the story being revealed periodically, it would instead build for long periods of time, and then BAM! you learn mass amounts in a very short period of time. He thought that Heroes fans would appreciate this building of tension and curiousity. Needless to say, that people disliked this way of story-telling due to the way it seemed to drag on. I personally didn't mind it. Sure the season was cut short due to the writer's strike, but... whatever (see title). So then, after fans began to complain. Tim Kring publically stated 'I'm sorry, thought it was a good move, didn't work out, let's get this shit back on track' (again, I didn't think the second season was THAT bad... sure it had its lulls, but there was still very useful information in it). Now after the 'mistake' that was season 2, everyone was gearing up for a triumph return in the highly anticipated season 3. Okay, they're on about episode 8 right now, and as you all know (if you actually read my blog) I've kept up with every episode of the third season. And guess what? It's great! Uped special effects, twisting character plots, time travel, and enough stuff to keep you guessing and wondering what's going to happen next. But oh no, whiney little bitches stopped watching it because their feeble little minds can't fucking wrap around there being two Peters for 1-2 episodes... EAT SHIT! Season 3 has brought back everything they possible could that made season 1 a succes! There's been one thing that I honestly disliked in the entire season. Oh my God. Why are people so damn dumb?!?! So... I need to move on from peoples incompitence, because I could type for hours about the morons who think season 3 is confussing and lacking a plot (If I meet any of you... I'm squishing your heads... it's jus that simple...). So, what does NBC decide to do about all of this? They thought it would be a good idea to fire Jesse Alexander and Jeph Loeb, two writers/producers who have been working under Kring since the shows conception... HOW THE FUCK IS A JUSTIFIABLE FIRST STEP FOR NBC TO MAKE?!?!?! Great, now we have an amazing sci-fi drama that I've been following since 2006 with an over 4 million dollar an episode budget, without two of the most important men behind it... This doesn't look at all like NBC is panicing (hard-core) and trying to fix the boats holes they've infact put in it... Wow... I can already see this sad downward spiral taking affect... And you know what, who knows, maybe the show will be alright... maybe even better (doubt it), but my opinions as of now are pretty clear... YOU FUCKED UP NBC! HEROES SAVED YOUR ASS FROM BEING SHIT CANNED! NOW YOU FUCKED THEM OVER LIKE A SAD TWO DOLLAR HOOKER!!!

Sorry, but that all just adds to my crappy morning. I also had a hard time in physics. My eyelidsd were soooo heavy. I was awake, but I couldn't keep my eyes open. I even had an energy drink there with me. Then we took a quiz which I think I got one or two questions wrong... Oh well I got the extra credit right. You know, the whole purpose of school is to actually teach us something, not try to slip us up by retarded miswordings... we're not gonna learn anything that way... Just thought you'd want to know Deba... And later today I've got my math class which will likely be very boring (who thought it was necessary to have 2 hour long math classes?). And the couo de grace, as soon as I get home, I eat, and then leave for work. I don't mind going to work and working, i just don't want to deal with dumb fucking people all night. Are YMCA rules really that hard to fucking understand? Men go in the men's locker room, women go in the women's locker room, kids have their own room... Were the signs on the doors not clear enough or are you just illeterate? Blarg... I did however find out that my art 'instructor' won't be here on Wed. so I actually have a free night midweek which makes me surprised happy face! K, I'm gonna go now, cuz I wants to feed my fat ass before math starts. Bye Kiwi...

A Late Start Pretty Much Means I Won't Do Much All Day...

So, as I said yesterday, and some people already know this by now, I've got a Hell of a late start on Mondays. My first class (Wiki-Nation) starts at 3:30. So, I just sit around my house until then. It's cool because it is one of the only times that I am the only one home (perverts...). So that means I can watch movies downstairs, listen to whatever music I want at my own desired volume. So I popped in the second disc of HIMYM season 1, mainly because I wanted to hear "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame!". As I did that, I ate my brunch and started putzing with my music (I NEED TO PUTS MAI MUZIC ON MAI IPOD BEFOUR I DAI!!!). Then lets see... I "did" my art homework (that class makes me sad face)... Hm... I made myself two tacos... That's about it... Yeah, that's all I did... Then I got the mail, and left. I stood around for the bus for a good half an hour (damn bus). I got to class just on time (not that it really mattered). Now I'm sitting in the union typing this. I'm pretty sure this is the shortest post I've ever written. It's days like this that I question my existence...

This Is My 40th Post!!!

Like my title implied, this is my 40th post! It seems like such a milestone! (Even though it's really not...)

So... after I left work (which means after I finished typing my last post) was when the real fun began (I use the word fun loosely). First, we all went back to my house, where I changed my clothes, and didn't like any of the food my mom told me I could quick make. Then we bounced on over to Pick N' Save where we naturally spent the next half an hour or so at... I picked up two Monsoons, Palmegranit 7-up, and some french bread (note the first one I picked up fell out of a hole in the bag and fell on the dirty Pick N' Save floor... sad face). Steve also picked up a Monsoon, and some ham to go with my bread. Then we left for Kiwi's. We were only there for maybe like 15 min. before we left again (I was getting slammed with a barrage of texts). We went to the Bowling alley where Karleisa and peoples were. There ended up being far more people there than she had told me before, but I really didn't mind too much. So we stood around talking for a few minutes before all of the retards finally figured out they weren't gonna go bowling... so they all left for Wendy's. In hind sight, Wendy's was likely closed or closing at that time. But, 'The Van' decided against not following the caravan of people, and I more or less went along with them (I did want to see a lot of those people there, but jumping from place to place to try and find somewhere we could hang out did sound pretty pointless...). So we instead went to Andy's to get some gas in the van and drove back to Kiwi's. We watched SNL with Paul Rudd, which had some pretty funny shit on it. We all sat around talking and eating sam'iches until Jake showed up (someone gave hima ride to Kiwi's after work). After SNL ended we watched Cheaper By The Dozen (The new one), which is a pretty good movie, I liked it, but it's an awesome movie to watch a little after midnight with a bunch of friends. So we all chatted, looked stuff up on Uncyclopedia, and slapped each other (in a totally hetero way, not that there's anything wrong with that) until about 2:30 am. Then we decided to call it a night. I got to bed around 3 which was what I had plannd on. Oh, that night was funny... It's this kind of stuff that really just makes me question where I am in life. It's like, so much shit is around me, everybodies pissed off, and stuff just can't seem to go my way, but then I'm out with friends for a good six hours, and it all goes away. I'm happy...

Today however was less than amusing. I woke up a good six times before I actually got up, which isn't uncommon for me, but I actually wanted to do stuffs this morning before work. So I got up around 11, and helped my mom make enchilladas (now, I know I've mentioned those a lot lately, and no, we don't have them this often, it's just when you make one batch, you tend to have a lot of ingredients you have no other need for... like enchillada sauce...). Then I ate my brunch and called Half Price Books (have I ever mentioned how much I LOVE that place?). They had the book I wanted in-stock (The only RE book I'm missing out of the 7: Resident Evil: Nemisis), so I asked if they'd hold it for me, and my mom offered to pick that up for my today (W00T for HPB mailing list 50% off coupons rock my socks!!!). And, since 12:30, I've been here at work. I've only got another 2 hours left, then I can go home and take a shower, pretend like I'm gonna do my art homework, and then go to bed. I should probably try to finish some other stuff like reading, or watching a movie, or drawing or something... I don't start class till 3:30, so I don't have to wake up early or nothin'... Becca (see quote in yesterday's post) is now wlaking around saying that she is dead and that her legs are Jell-o (she just worked out). This led her to ask me why I don't work out. That made me laugh... in her face... It was a hilarious joke. Nice one Becca!... So now I'm just bored and there's really nothing left to say, but I know as soon as I stop typing I will be bored to tears until I get to leave. It's kinda like Speed, but instead of a bus, it's doing something to pass the time, and instead of a bomb blowing up, I'll just be bored. No...no, that's a bad anallagy. It's more like... Speed 2, but instead of a boat, it's doing something to pass the time, and instead of a bomb blowing up, I'll just be bored. Yeah, that's more like it...

I'll leave you all tonight with just one more thought from me:
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I'm Five Minutes Off...Fuck You Mrs. Daisy!

So. I didn't get around to posting yesterday (not that anyone cares). The reason I didn't is because I had to catch an earlier bus than normal. Archy yesterday was really boring... Instead of listening to him, I drew a picture of the Joker from Batman. It looks pretty awesome, sadly, I didn't finish though (I really wanna finish that...). Then I left and headed for the computer lab. Like I said I wasn't there long. I went downstairs and waited at the bus stop. I then checked my actual bus schedule and found out I had missed the bus by about 5 minutes... That was the second bus I'd missed by only 5 minutes. So I went back inside and picked myself up a copy of The Onion. I'm not too big a fan, but every now and again, there's actually something worth reading. And, as I pulled it off the rack, out falls to the ground a two dollar bill. At first I thought it was a fake, but I picked it up, and read the big sticker that was on it. It said 'This is blood money' and some stupid website. So I shoved in my pocket. Blood money or not, I just gained 2 dollars... So then I left, got home, and immediately left again for the Library. I got there around 2:55, which told me I made good time from my house, but Kiwi insisted I was 10 minutes late (eat me Kiwi). So I dropped off the items I had, picked up some new ones, and walked to the High School. "And just as a sidenote, before it escapes me, Becca is the greatest human being I've ever met. She's my coworker at the Y and that girl just cracks me up. Oh! how dull my life would be had I not met Becca. . ." ~Becca

Anywho, so I visited good [Bad, horribly horribly bad] ol' BDHS... It was okay. I didn't see as much people as I had wanted to, but whatever... So then Kiwi and I left and went back to his house, where we sat around for a few hours until Jake showed up (an hour late), then Steve and Catherine came. We all hoped in the van and just as we were pulling out of Kiwi's driveway, Andrew and Jose came running towards us. So they jumped in and we all went over to Northtown, the most gangsta shit eva'!!! We all saw Role Models, which btw, is HILARIOUS!!! Go see that movie now! When that was done, we all jumped back into Steve's van and we drove to the South side to hit up a jammin' party. It was finally agreed that we'd all go in for a bit. It was a really laid back party, which would have been awesome, but I don't drink... and all of the food was m.i.a.... So we left after about 15-20 min. Enrique stayed because he's fucking crazy... Then we had a Hell of a time coming back because those back streets were made by an alchoholic retard... with an ugly face! So we all got back okay (Go figure), we hung out at Kiwi's for about 20 min. all while Catherine bitched about getting home on time. Then we all left.

This morning I woke up at about 10. Pissed away another half an hour or so, then got up and ate. I had a grilled cheese for breakfast. Watched 28 Days Later, and liked it a lot more than i used to, then left for work, where I've been for the past 6 hours. It was cool because Becca worked all night too (see Becca's quote earlier in this post). And now am at work typing this (I should have left like ten minutes ago...). So, here I go. I'm gonna go bowling, and not go bowling! Yeah!!!

Operation Blog: Go!

So, my morning was routine. Somehow, I woke up on time... My alarm didn't ring and my mom didn't come wake me up... I just woke up... crazy. I had raman noodles for breakfast (it was quick easy and warm... don't judge) which was a bad idea. Every time I eat raman noodles (which isn't often) I'm reminded just why I don't have them on any sort of average basis. They're really not that good... and I don't care what anyone says all of the 'flavors' are bullshit, they're all the same!... Not only that it left a very bad taste in my mouth for the rest of the morning. On the bright side, I didn't need an energy drink to keep me awake in physics today. No more dependency I swear! I actually got to class awake, and was ready for today's hour or so lecture... for maybe the first fifteen minutes, then I started bobbing up and down. However, I still managed to take some pretty good notes, and woke up in time to answer todays in-class question (which I got right! Nailed it!). That was pretty sweet. I was proud of myself. Disscussion was, as always, pretty cool. Sujeet actually told us today, with much hesitance (he couldn't quite word it), that other disscusions 'aren't run' like his. Which basically meant, most disscusion teachers have sticks up there asses and couldn't care if you failed it. So, he told us not to gloat to other students... Any peoples in Physics 107 reading this? Of course not, Kiwi's not starting school till next semester (P.S. Kiwi, 2nd semester applications and shit are happening now/really soon!)... Then I had a break to read and eat. Math was a pain. A quiz and then lots and lots of talking. Towards the end I got really sarcastic and just wanted to leave... ugh... Now I'm writing this and jammin' out to some pimp ass tunes (that means music! Oke-doke Dr. Jones!!!). Yeah, I've gotta start reading archy stuffs then take a quiz... blah, I could do it tomorrow morning, but I'm a very concsious and well decision making student (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sry). Really, I'm just looking forward to going home and laying down... A nap would be pretty cool. Even though no plans were passed by me, peoples will likely show up tonight, and if not, I can finally spend time at my house. Then tomorrow, as well as the rest of the weekend, plans were 'made', but we're just gonna see how much of that actually comes together (my bets are on slim to none, but you never know...)

How To Portray The Words That Won't Come...

I don't know... I really don't. [maybe I'm just crazy] Do you know when you get the feeling? You know, that feeling where it's just... you... there... nothing else. It's just a culmination of so much. Everything. You're angry, you're happy, you're sad, you're nervous... you're human. You're you.It's like I'm sleeping with my eyes open. Everything is just tranquil and peaceful. Maybe I'm just coming off as weird, but It's incredibly hard to explain. I don't know what brought this out in me. Nothing has/is all that different around me. I've got one more class left in the day, and i just ate. Now I'm typing this and listening to music. In a way, I think it has something to do with the music. It's lulling me and sweeping me away. Or maybe I shouldn't question it. The happy man doesn't have to understand (or even know) the formula. Just that it works... I don't know... It's cool. And I thought you might want to know before it goes away...

Anyways. My morning was strange. I woke up once when my mom left. And for the short few seconds I was awake, I remember asking Andrew when he had class. He said early. Okay. I fell back asleep and woke up again at 7, and asked him again. He said he had class at 8, and after he and I argued on some fundamental math, he was up and on his way. I went back to sleep. I woke up again at 9. I was happy with this, I'd have plenty of down time before I had to get to my first class (12:30). So, I was okay with getting up now, but I laid my head down. I didn't pick it up again till 9:45... wow that went fast... So I finally got up and started moving. I made myself a grilled cheese and put on some music. I then went online and got the lyrics to "Mr. Self Destruct" for an art piece I'm working on right now. I was happy I finally I got that out of the way. Then I looked up a knitting pattern (that's right, I'm gonna give a stab and knitting myself a hat... don't laugh, it'll be ballin' when I'm done... bastards). As I was listening to music, I must have played "My Best Friend" by Weezer like 5 times. It's a great, short, song that reminds me so much of not one, but all of my closest friends. It really fits well with us (in a non-homo way... not that there's anything wrong with that). Then I made myself a itty-bitty quesadilla (that turned out kinda messy...). And then I got all of my stuff and left. I walked to the bus stop around 11:35, and got there about 11:39... Only to check my schedula and found out that the last bus came at 11:33... And of course, the next one wouldn't be until 12. So I walked to Wendy's and got a Jr. Bacon. The sandwhich was very tastey, but it did take a long time to get... they was bein' slow today... So I got back to the bus stop and waited. The bus was about 5 min. late. I ended up getting to class 10 min. late, which wasn't too bad (I hate that class!!!). So, after that, I finished my physics homework, and then read until Wiki-Nation. Honestly, I've lost almost all of my enthusiasm for that class... It just wasn't built as well as it should be, and myself being an archy major, I know what happens when stuffs not built right (It falls down dumbshit). And yeah... after I left, I cam here ( a bit early today, prof. had to go to a funeral). I ate, and yeah... you're about caught up. in about an hour, I'll go to art, then home again. Tomorrow's an early day, which sucks, but I'll get home early and finally get to lay down. Until next time...

Madness? Madness?!? This is My Blog!!1!

Hoo-hoo! So, my alarm clock didn't go off this morning... it bothered me... but my mom woke me up and gave me a bowl of cereal. After I was done with that, I sat around till 7, got up, and went downstairs. I got dressed and packed my lunch. Then I went back up stairs to get my backpack (I forgot my calculator and clicker... sad face... oh well, not like I'm gonna be doing to much). I walked to the bus stop. I didn't feel to cold, but I did note how much frost there was on the grass... scary. So Nate caught the same bus as me at the park and ride, and Beau's mom drove him to the next park and ride to catch the bus (Rofl...). I read the whole ride there, and when we got on campus, Beau and I naturally went to the union computer lab. One thing to note, he [well, sort of] finally got a Facebook page! Prepare to be spammed in a whole new social media! And after I finished laughing at all of that, I went to physics. It was a pretty dull class, but there were a lot of demos that broke the monotony. I was relatively alive this morning, but I brought an energy drink just in case. Today's was a Full Throttle Blue Demon. This is one of the Cocoa-Cola Company's babies. It doesn't taste all that great though... Kinda like hard candy that's gone past it's prime... But nonetheless, with 141 mg of caffeine, it served it's duty. After class I left to return to the union computer lab. I've got to get caught up with some English papers... but instead I'm chatting on Facebook and writing my blog... Hooray for good decision making! Then later today, I've got math class (HOW THE HELL DID I GET A 7 OUT OF 10 ON MY LAST QUIZ?!?!?! FUCK MY LIFE!!!)... I really don't plan on doing much of anything in math. I'm a bum... Then I've got work tonight (not looking forward to that). What I am looking forward to however is the few hours in between school and work. W00T for Enchiladas!!! (I'm not fat I swear to God! I just really like eating, okay? Is that a problem? You don't like it when I eat so much? Fuck you. Kids are gonna starve in Africa whether or not I eat too much. Get off your high horse you judgemental prick! I'm sorry, you're not. I'm just sensitive... And I'm not fat (at least not physically, mentally, yes... Hell yes)... asshole)

Ah boo...

Fuck my blog... I really don't feel like typing this right now... I'm just really lazy, and I have art in about half an hour... The only reason I am typing it is because I know if I don't, I'll get behind, and inevitably forgot a lot of small details to put in... So I'm gonna try and make this snappy.

I got home last night a bit late, but it was cool. I took a shower and ate some left over spaghetti. After that, I put in March of the Penguins. Now, my original plans were to finish my art homework while the movie was on... but as soon as I started the movie, I was hooked. I was in my jammys, I snuggled in my blankys and I was captivated. That movie was FASCINATING... I don't know if it was because those little animals are so cute or it's because of Morgan Freeman's soothing God-like voice, but I couldn't stop watching it. Now, I'm a big fan of Pixar movies... I love them to piecese (all of them), but I will admit to giving mad props to Happy Feet... And now having seen "March of the Penguins", I love these little cute flightless birds even more! WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!

I woke up today, about 8, ate a pancake for breakfast, and left to run some errands with my mom. I got my banking done, so I was happy (yeah for having spending money again, and yeah for depositing my $1,400 financial aid check)... I got home around 11, and helped my mom in the garden for a bit. That was really annoying because the ground is all frozen, and I didn't want to be there in the first place. Once I came inside, I ate and then made some enchiladas. Of course, I'm not gonna be home for supper, so I'll have to reheat mine (sad face, I gave up my finger prints for those things... I want em fresh)... So then I finally got around to doing my art homework, while I watched "The Terminal", which is a fantastic movie... Then I came to school and have been bored the rest of the day... Now I've got to go to my art class where I'm sure to find something to bitch about tomorrow. See you then!

This Post Dun' Synch Up Right... pt. 2.0

So, in caring this weekends themes, I will explain what all transpired last night. It was pretty epic. First, I left work ( a little late. I decided to be nice and help my coworker... that and I wanted to eat some of the swim meets food). Smerz called me... twice, to tell me to go to Kiwi's (n00b), I already knew that jackass... So I got home and ate some spaghetti ( I knew that there'd be food at the party, but my mom made it and didn't want to piss her off). So then Andrew and I caught the bus and went to Kiwi's. We got there around 6:30 (I wanted to get there 5-6, so I was a tad bit late). Kiwi was outside grilling when we got there. He told us to go inside, so we obeyed, he had harnessed the power of fire, he has obviously reached a higher plain of existence, we shouldn't question his ultimate judgement. When I got inside Coop, Jake, Smerz, Steve, and Catherine were all there... Unfortunately Aron couldn't make it. Hannah Montana was on. Catherine was enjoying it (so was Steve), and she liked it even more when the Jonas Brothers guest stared (n00bs... the whole lot of them (p.s. they're all into performing acts of homosexual incest on each other)). So we made fun of her and the Jonas Brothers until Kiwi came inside and said that food was done. So we all entered the kitchen. There were hamburgers (with all the fixin's), baked beans, brats, baked beans, veggies, baked beans, chips, baked beans, a lot of [Democratic] blue kool-aid in Kiwi's slick punch bowl, and then his mom told us there were baked beans... There was also a pimp ass Obama-cake. It made me a little hot... So, after we got food, we popped in head of state (Movie about a historic black president ring a bell... it was an accurate and very funny prediction). After that, we sat around for a little while before we put in (and finished the rest of) Amityville Horror 4... which was hilarious! Oh Aron, didn't anyone tell you you shouldn't operate a chainsaw if your a dumbfuck? That movie was very entertaining, but Catherine kept complaining that we 'talked too much'... but we called her a fat ass, so we're even. Then we tore into that sweet ass Barack cake. Kiwi cut it with a cleaver. I almost felt bad eating it... but it was good, so I sort of compromised my morals a little (it was good!)... then we went outside to make a fire... don't know why... but we did. Kiwi got a bit of a scolding because he kept spraying lighter fluid in it (that was cool). We were only outside for awhile before we headed back in. From there we all sort of mellowed out and talked. Coop played some stuffs on the keyboard. Then we left around 12:30 because Coop had to catch the last bus home, so we all crammed into the van. I gave Coop my emergency last bus pass, I felt like a good person... Then I went home.

I slept for a long time. I woke up this morning around 11-ish and ate breakfast. Then I got up and starting moving. I watched The Fresh Prince and found my Financial aid check (W00T for school giving me almost $1,500 of tuition back!). Then, as I was getting ready to head to work, "Chicken Little" comes on... ... ... FUUUUCK! I've wanted to see that movie since it came out... but I it's one of those movies, you always remember you want to see it at the times your not renting movies... I did however finish reading Batman: Arkham Asylum. It was really interesting, with both the art style and psychological story. They did however take a lot of creative liberty, especially with the how Batman became Batman side story. So, then I started cutting myself just to bleed. I watched the blood escape my skin and drip the floor. Hopes, admiration and pain all encompassed in it's thick shade of crimson... I'm just kidding... In reality I just went to work... The swim meet is also today, so there's alot of little girls running around in swimsuits. It's a pedophiles dream, but a YMCA employee's nightmare... it was snowing a little while ago... but now it's kinda sunny out. Gee thanks Wisconsin... How about you make up your damn mind! And now I'm just going to sit here at work and try to get enough towels folded to not have anyone complain about me tomorrow morning. Hopefully I can get some reading done too. Then after I leave, I is gonna go home, take a shower, do my art homework, and watch "March of the Penguis" (Gangsta'!)... Yep... my life is WAY cool...

This Post Dun' Synch Up Right...

So, yesterday... After I left Campus, I missed the early bus home (I Left to go to the bathroom assuming that I had already missed it. But, when I came back, it was just leaving... turns out it was just 20 min. late... ). But I got home nonetheless. Then I walked to the library (sad face... It was cold and rainy... I hated it) And on the way there, I ran into Smerz (n00b), and we talked about a whole lot of nothing. I got to the library, returned stuffs, rented more stuffs, then left. I really didn't feel like walking anymore, so I figured I'd just take a straight shot down Bradley until I hit Teautonia (Spelling on that is probably off, but a well, that's what people get for naming a major street off of a sad Dr. Suess reject character...). I sat around and waited for the bus (sadder face... still cold, very wet, and not moving... Mother Nature is a hormonial bitch...). But the bus came on time, and I finally got back home. There I watched "Semi-Pro" (which I had just rented). It was pretty funny, and seeing Will Ferrel in an R-rated comedy was a nice thing to see again... The plot got a bit spotty at times, but overall it was an entertaining movie. I ate, then started to watch "Balls of Furry". About now is when my mom got home, so we made more food, and I ate again. Steve, Jake, and Kiwi all showed up at my door, so Andrew and I left. It was already after 9 when we left, so I knew we'd be out late... Our first stop was to Best Buy, where we played Guitar Hero On Tou- I mean Rock Band 3... Kiwi also picked up "Fight With Tools" (Rofl... buying music). Then we got kicked out because they were closing. We went to Kiwi's and chilled. We watched a lot of stuff Steve had filmed, which supplied us with good laughs for well over an hour. Then we talked an listened to music until , the coup de grace of the night, Drew came online. We messed with his head for an hour or two. We lolled a lot... he just didn't get it. It was mildly frightening (nothing good happens after 2 am) and we were graced with wonderfully memorable quotes like: "I'm sorry, but if I were to fuck a banana, I'd want it to be nude." ~Steve (thanks Steve) And after we all attained a fulfilling natural high, we left. I had been saying we should get going for about an hour before we actually left. So we left around 3 am (nothing good happens after 2 am...). Today has been very very boring... And now I'm about ready to leave work and go eat something. Then I'm off to Kiwi's again for a party. We will be "Celebrating Change" together (note how celebrating is spelt RIGHT...). It's gonna be one badass Obama party... but I'm writing this before going, so I'll have to write about the actual event tomorrow. So, these posts don't quite synch up... deal with it.

My Neck Hurts Because Lecture Halls Were Not Created With Napping In Mind

Wow... a little side note here, I totally just got thrown off... I was expecting to write this while watching Heroes... but there was no new episode of Heroes... Wow... It's like I have an hour of my life just there for me to do whatever with... I'll just waste time on Youtube...

Anyways, I woke up today pretty early, it was around 6-ish. I knew my alarm would be going off at 6:30, so I went back to sleep. Then i woke up to turn it off at 6:30... Then I fell back asleep till 7. I was going to get up, when I realized, my mom was getting up at 8, and going to wake me up then anyways, so i again, went back to sleep. I finally woke up and got up at 8. I ate and made sure I got all of my stuff together. I had to get to campus early for an appointment with my adviser. I got there about half an hour early, and sat around till 10 when she was ready to see me. We chatted a bit, she basically told me what classes I should take. Now, this is my only real problem with this whole meeting. I'm working towards my architecture degree because I feel myself to be note worthy in Art, Math, and Science. So, I took my physics, and my introductory Archy classes and what not... so I. in my opinion, got a pretty good start to all of my required courses, but then my adviser started talking about courses in which I haven't earned any credits for (social sciences, and cultural diversity). So now I know that I'll have to take Africology courses to become an architect, which, I'm sorry if you don't agree, is very very pointless. The only reason i have to take these almost completely unrelated courses, is because UWM wants to squeeze an extra semester or two's tuition out of me. Thanks jackasses!!! You better give me some beastie ass financial aid! So then I left, mildly satisfied with how that had all gone. I went online for a bit before showing up to archy. I tried my best to pay attention, but then I just gave up and tried to nap... just a little! But, as my title implies, those lecture halls are not designed with naps in mind. The little desks are WAY to small to try and rest on, the backs of the chairs are not high enough to try and slouch, and the chairs were too slim to try to lean on the open seats to my sides. So now my neck is stiff, and the nap really sucked... Now I'm back in the union (Yep... again) and like I said, there is no new Heroes to watch. So I'm currently watching Obama's acceptance speech (He's getting a puppy!!!). It's a really pimp speech (no real surprise there...). Now I'm probably going to just kick my feet around online till I've had enough and catch the bus back home. Although, as soon as I get back to BD, I'm not going home... first I've got to walk to the library (again! I went last night as well... I really didn't want to walk home... but I forgot my bus pass at home, and like Hell anyone would just come pick me up and take me home).

Also, one more thing. As you know, I watched the Bloodrayne movie a few days ago, well last night, I watched the sequel. Now, the first one, as I found out, was highly regarded as a terrible, awful, horribly bad atrocious movie... And I didn't by any means think it was THAT bad. I listed my beefs with it (One thing I forgot to mention was the plot was a bit silly, and at times didn't make much of any sense...). But the second one... wow... I even went into it thinking the premise was kinda cool. Vampires in the 'wild' west, c'mon, that shit doesn't happen often. Most vampire stories now take place in High schools (yeah I did!). So, I started it think it would be better than its predecessor. But it just took all of the mistakes of the first one, and made them twice as prominent. Billy the Kid was some kind of pedophil vampire, people died and then came back later for no reason, the main actress never went topless... Oh God, it was just bad... Half way through I stopped paying attention and went on the computer. I still let it play through so that I could technically say I "watched it". It's hard to say that much was really good in it. Almost everything had varying degrees of bad (note that when I saw bad, I don't mean that it was awful, I just can't bring myself to say it was good. I'm not a complete dick when it comes to reviews). When the movie started, I thought I was watching Borat, the way the camera followed people, the cast all being retards, and even the mention of a 'god-damn bear'. The movie was just bad... and the dialouge sounded like they were trying to make some teen comedy sex romp... And I'm sorry, I can not take a movie serious, if the title on the cover and the title card in the movie differ (Where'd the 2 go? Where'd the 2 go?!?!?!?!) Stay away... far away... Unless you're curious to just see how bad it is. I'm gonna go now and try not to have nightmares... with a sore neck...

Oh Hot Dog, This Is My Blog!

... Well I thought the title was clever...

So yesterday in art sucked. Not bcause of my tummy problems (those had all but gone by the time class started), but because he had us do the same things over and over and over again. What makes you think I want to draw boxes for a whole fucking semester?!?!?! Not to mention, we're not supposed to even be drawing detailed boxes he always tells us not to pay too much attention to detail... GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! WHY IS THIS AN ACTUAL CLASS?!?!? I did more back in middle school!!! And then he goes around and critiques us and offers his advice, and I know all of the basic concepts of art and utilize a majority of them (some of which just come naturally at this point) and he just talks at us about the same boring crap... I just smile and nod and act like I'm really taking his advice serious, when in reality, I just want to sit down and converse with others in the room about how annoying this class truly is... Anywho, today I woke up at 6:30, and futzed with my alarm clock... then I sat back down and slept till 7. I didn't really wanna get up. I was awake, but I didn't want to move. So I didn't... until 7 at least. Then I went down stairs, got dressed, and turned my computer on. I just needed to download something to my flashdrive quick so I could open it on campus today... but, go fucking figure, it didn't work. So I went back upstairs, packed my backpack and pockets full then left to catch the bus. I saw all of the highschoolers/middleschoolers waiting around for their bus. I rofled at most of them because they're gonna go no where in life... Ha! (somebody's playin' the piano in the union. I less than three the piano... a lot. It also helps that the chick playing it is pretty hot...) So my bus came relatively soon. I was only standing at the stop for about 5 or so minutes. I forgot my book again today, so I just sort of sat there. It seemed like such a waste of time, but there wasn't much I could do. Physics this morning was pretty boring. Mainly because I dipped in and out of sleepiness, and there weren't many notes to take... he just talked a lot... I did however get an A on my quiz (W00T! Gotta bring my grade up from that last test!) And as soon as that was over I had to march on over to my physics discussion for yet another quiz. That one was even easier (I love that instructor... so laid back and cool about everything, not to mention goes over every question on the quiz before handing it out... even helping us during it. And because he said we could all leave after taking it, the few that stuck around got their quizzes looked over and handed back if anything was wrong with them. It came as no suprise that the 30 something guy had his turned back... then turned back again... then he realised he hadn't circled the answer he wished to, and that it was an honest mistake... but then it got turned back again. What... a... retard...). So I just ate, and now I'm gonna waste another hour till my math class starts. There, I will be taking my third quiz of the day (ain't that about a bitch?)... So... bye-bye

Getting Myself Caught Up

As of today, I will be up to date on my blog. That means, I won't have any of these long ass explanations of like four days combined (people can't read anymore, what the Hell am I thinking?!?!?!). But anyways... Blarg!

Yesterday was pretty run of the mill. Woke up around 6:30, got my stuff together, did NOT go back upstairs to try to squeeze in a quick nap, and left for the bus. I caught a pretty early bus. I was proud of myself, I actually got up and moving quite well for an early morning. Nevertheless I did bring an energy drink with me. It was a Sobe Adrenaline. I forgot what the name of it was, but it was the red one. It too was a grapefruit flavor, and honestly, there wasn't much of a kick to it... It went down pretty smooth (no jokes, I'll kill you...). It did have about 75mg of caffeine, but whatever, I was awake anyways. Physics went by pretty well. I stayed awake and took some kickass notes. After that, I left for the union. I didn't have my book on me, so after I ate, I took a seat at a computer and putzed (mostly blogging) away my spare time. Then came math. I didn't know what we were doing today (I rarely do), so I just kinda went expecting to zone out. I showed up a good 15 min. early, which isn't uncommon for most students, but there were only a few people in class. I talked with a fellow member of super group, and we started talking art (he's a graphic arts major) and then some politics. I expressed my deep concern with America's democracy after I was denied my very first 'I voted' sticker because I did the responsible thing of voting early (a good two weeks to be exact). They told me they didn't have them, and would only have them the day of voting, and that I couldn't come in to get one, because they'd be at the booth, and voting as an imaginary person tends to be frowned upon. But, much to my surprise, someone else in class had voted that day and grabbed two stickers (W00T!!!), he gave me one (sW00T!!!). I told one other person of the super group about this. He said that he encountered the same problem, but that he had contacted CNN after it happened. This has yet to be confirmed... Anyways, I got my test back. I got 88%, which is a nice high B. Pretty solid by my standards. After we went over a few of the more complicated problems, she started our review for tomorrows quiz... I didn't pay any attention. Instead I doodled. It was pretty sweet. I got some badass drawings done... Yay! Class ended and I ran to the bus stop. I knew the bus wouldn't come for awhile, but when I'm ready to leave campus... I'm ready to leave campus... I got home, ate, did some random stuff until 4:15, then headed off to work. It was really slow at work, which I had no problem with. The night seemed to go by pretty fast, despite a few problems with the towels (Who the Hell really wants to steal used YMCA towels??? And I know you bastards are taking them too, how else do we magically have less and less?). I had CNN.com opened up almost the whole time tracking the election. Yeah... Obama pretty well blew McCain out of the water. I would have laughed...a lot... but in the end there were things I respected about both candidates and really think people should stop completely tearing down candidates, just because they're voting for the opposition. It's all just nonsense. But anyways, Barrack Obama is this countries newest, and most African American president in history. It's pretty sweet. Now lets see just whether or not America is truly ready to see a black man in the White House.

Now, on to today. Classes for me didn't start till 12:30, which meant I'd catch a bus at 11, get to campus at 11:30, study, then got to class. But I woke up like 6 times in the morning (everybody's got a different schedule... it's the perfect example of organized chaos). So, I actually got up around 8:30. First I finished watching Bloodrayne (Yes, I FINALLY finished it Smerz). It was okay. I've never played the game, so I can't tell you whether or not it stuck to the same plot, but it was an okay action flick. The special effects were better than I thought they were going to be, and some of the cinematography were interesting. The only downsides were bits of the dialog/ acting, and the choreography. I was just happy that Kristanna Loken went topless... (Yeah? So what... I'm a guy, and boobs make me happy face. If you've got a problem with that... go to Hell...). I guess in the end, I'd just sum it all up by saying that it was lame. You know like those Sci-Fi channel movies. You know that they're not 'good', but you still watch them with moderate enjoyment. They're just lame... And after that, I ate, got my stuff together and left. Got to school on time, and eventually wandered over to my physics lab. The quiz was easier than I figured it would be, but then we all had to come back for an actual lab (my partner didn't show up... see title). So, once that was over, I quick ate and ran over to Wiki-Nation. Class today was lik any other. Fun because we make it that way. We did manage to get some work done, but I'm not sure what direction we were supposed to be going with it... I should really start working on that final project... oh well... Procrastination is my bitch! Once that ended, I knew I didn't have anymore food on me, and I'll be here until 9:30 tonight, so I walked over to Quizno's to use my last coupon thing (5 free moneys basically...). That was good. Also, being in there really reminded me how much I actually missed working there... Sure the job sucked, and I'm much better off at the Y, but still... it made me reminisce a little. Now my tummy is finally getting better (I could feel it all bubbly for a few days. So I've got a little gas now... see title). And my final class of the day will start in about half an hour. I can say, I'm not really looking forward to it (do I have to give you a reason? You just read the last sentence didn't you?). So, I guess that means good bye all, have a nice night knowing that your country is now in the hands of a kind, well spoken and articulate, well groomed and caring... "terrorist"

After the Weekend...

As all of you... Scratch that... As you can tell Kiwi, I haven't been able to update my blog as of late. I had a very busy weekend, and the few opportunities I had to write, I wasn't up for the time or effort it would take to write a new post. So, allow me to catch you up.

Friday night actually went pretty well. I watched Heroes, finished and caught the earlier bus home, which worked out LOADS better for me. This way, I got home like an hour earlier than I expected, and actually had time to rest before leaving again. I didn't feel like putzing with the busses (sorry 12... you know I love you), so I up and texted Catherine, to tell Steve to pick Andrew and I up. My mom got home just before I was about to leave, which was good because I wanted to talk to her quickly before I left, but was bad because when she starts talking... it takes her quite a while to stop talking. that's why I hardly ever ask her any questions, because I fear the answers length (please, no jokes about me being long winded in my blog... ). But, I did find out that she took my ipod to the Apple Store at Bayshore. They checked it out with all of there surgical equipment, but the doctor came back with his head down, and a solemn look on his face. It couldn't be saved. It flat-lined, and they took down it's time of death. The music swelled. But then I left, we got to Kiwi's relatively on time, and started the movies on schedule. We watched the first one, and although we were 'watching it', we talked a lot. It was still better than a few other movies we've tried watching in the past. Once that ended we headed over to Pick N' Save. We all pitched in for some food (W00T). Pizza, tattor-tots (which I know now are one of the few things Steve loves in this world), chicken nuggets and strips (all of which were on sale. Let's hear it for I.Q.s over 36!). We also took a lot of buy two get one free Amp coupons... a lot. Once we finally left, we went to Smerz's grandparents house because they was/still is out of town, and have a pimp as big screen tv. The house itself was pretty ballin' as well. So then we made the food and started the second movie. That movie was... varying degrees of bad... So we all chatted on how we could make it an actually good movie, just by tweaking little by little. I doubt we'll ever make it because 1. We're all really unorganized when it comes to filming en masse, and 2. We don't have access to the house...Then we started the 3rd movie, which, if we had 3D glasses would have popped out at us (yes, all of the lame parts were 3D. Like 'look over theeeeerrrreeee' Oh my God 3D 3D!!!) But we sorta stopped watching at that point. The movie was almost over and it was close to 11 anyways (Catherine had to go home because all teenage guys are walking talking penis' and Mrs. Eiffler doesn't want to take care of any snotty little grandkids (she doesn't even want to take care of her preexisting children...)) That, and Jake called... He was off of work and at Kiwi's, so we left Smerz's, and went back to Kiwi's. We started the 4th movie, which keep in mind looked like a Hallmark channel movie.. except without all of the tears and touching story plots. It was here however that we met our newest coolest friend Aaron (he's awesome). From there... we pretty well stopped watching movies. B-gad came over, which was random (it was 12 or later) but it was cool. I haven't seen him in awhile. Shortly after, Steve gave Andrew and I a ride home.

Saturday I worked which was boring. I sat at greeter for Becca while she left to get stuff for school (keep in mind she was still on the clock. I love my job...) I did feel bad for her though, she was having all kinds of problems with Jimmy John's... But then I left, went home, and left again to go to Kiwi's. I got there later than I wanted, but Smerz was even later, so I was all good. We watched a few episodes of the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror. I feel asleep somewhere around the 4th or 5th episode. When everybody was leaving they woke me up... I was in a half asleep half awake daze, but I do remember cursing alot at someone.. oh well, (see title) they probably had it coming.

On Sun I went to Elkhorn to my Grandmas memorial service. It was an all day affair, but I did get to see family I have not seen in years. I also say a lot of people I was supposed to know but didn't... There isn't much to talk about for Sunday, it wasn't that exciting. One thing worth mentioning, is on the way to picking up my great uncle from the air port, I picked up my brand new shiny FREE ipod (thank God for warranties...). The only down side to that, is I've gotta refill the entire thing, and a lot of the music on the old ipod, I no longer have... it's like happay and sad face all at the same time...

There's more to talk about for Monday. Monday is the day of my Grandma's actual funeral. We thought we were gonna be late because on the way there, we got a little lost after trying to dodge heavy traffic and like 3 car accidents... Nevertheless we got there about half an hour early. Most of the family was there, but some people arrived later than we did. It was a nice service. It made me think a little. Just being in a church made me think. I consider myself to be a semi-religious person, but that just made me analyze it all a bit deeper. I tried my best, and I did hold off until the end, but I did tear up. I sorta lost it when it came to family and friends going up to improve speaking. Most of them were already crying, so, it just made me. Kinda like when people are laughing, you can't help but to laugh with them. After the service we had lunch right next door. Fried chicken... mmmmmmmm... we ate our sorrows away. Around 1:30, we all left to go to the cemetery. It was a pretty basic burial (she was cremated) so it really didn't take long at all. We said our good-byes and we left. When I got home, I finished some homework I'd been neglecting and other random work I myself wanted to get done (I've lost so much of my leisurely creative time...). My mom and I ended up going to see a movie because we had 4$ movie coupons. I treated her to the movie. I knew she was stressed after all of this, and figured she could use a break. She say "The Secret Life of Bees" and I went to see "Zack and Miri Make a Porno", possibly the dirtiest movie of the year. I went to see it because I knew that night would probably be the only time I'd get to see it, even if I wasn't quite in the mood for it at that time... It was okay. It's hard to give it a correct analysis because I had so many ideas for it going in. I mean Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen. It should be a dirty work of comedy gold... but it wasn't really funny. Nor was it all that exciting. Don't get me wrong, it was entertaining enough, but it seemed more like an attempt by Kevin Smith to humanize the porn industry to justify his own mad obsession with it... Some of the character seemed out of place because it was like he was subconsciously still trying to make a New Jersey film. Nevertheless, the plot was overall pretty heart warming, which is to be expected in any Smith movie. I don't know if I'd ever but it, but it's definitely worth a watch. However, in hind sight, the movie could have been better had I gone with other people... seeing it alone just made me feel lonely. I think my twisted minded friends could have brought something more out of it. Well, that just about brings yo up to today. I'm pretty tired of typing now so I'll leave todays events for tomorrows post (yes, I can do that. In my blog, I am like God. I have the power!!!)