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Wow… Only one more month of summer before I’m back in schedule Hell. I’m really torn on next semester… In a way, I’m looking forward to it, and yet at the same time, I’m pretty happy with the way things are now, and don’t really want to screw them up (that sentence holds way too many commas to pass as grammatically correct mes thinks). Summer is too cool. Money, friends, waking up at noon… that shit just doesn’t happen during the school year…



On the other hand, I am a bit nervous about my up coming classes. Not really nervous in a bad way, more in an anticipatory way (yep, that's right!). You see, all of my classes this semester are psychology and architecture. None of that switching bullshit. No English, no math, no science, no history, no bullshit!!!

Plus, school this year will... cost me damn near nothing :). All I have to pay for is my books... Don't know how that happened, I just kicked the shit out of financial aid (I swear to God I only wrote TRUE information on the FAFSA application!). So yeah...

But enough of school. It's still summer! And seeing as how it is still summer, that means bad kids like me run around and do stupid shit. Yep, that's right stupid shit. Epic stupid shit. Stupid shit like stealing a construction barrel. None of those small pussy cones (that was Smerz's job), but a fucking traffic barrel! Those things are a lot bigger, and a lot heavier than you think they are. AND WE STOLE ONE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK SHIT UP!

in other news I've been spending too much money. True, I won't be paying much of anything for school, but still, I'm not one to be willy-nilly with my hard earned cash. I suffer through every guest at work for my paycheck, and I don't take that lightly! And it's not so much that I'm spending my money, it's what I'm spending it on. I have gone out to eat 2 out of the 3 past days. And we won't just stop at one place to eat. Tuesday, we stopped at Arbys, then George Webs. I bought a meal at both places. The next night I ate at Wendys, then, a few hours later, I was back at George webs bringing in the next morning with yet another full meal. Now, I have lost a lot of weight over the past year, but I'll be damned if people don't think of me as still being fat. I love food, don't get me wrong, but when it comes to finally paying for the meal, there's usually some discretion in funds. Take for instance my paying for 3 peoples meals in one day, and expecting them to pay me back (I hate having anyone be indebted to me almost as much as I hate being indebted to other people). Also, I've been the movies an uncharacteristically amount of times within the past week (or maybe it just seems that way). I went to "The Ugly Truth" with Maddie over the weekend at the newly redesigned NorthShore Theater. That place is needlessly ritzy, and crawling with pompous douches. I don;t really like it when things are redesigned to look scores better than what they were before, because what used to be an area filled with normal people, just turns into places for the more well off white kids to go. Which, despite my own Caucasian-ness, pisses me off and makes me want to start a race-related incident. Nevertheless, the movie was an entertaining chick flick featuring a quite sexist version of Gerard Butler (I know what you're thinking, "But we've already seen a sexist movie with Gerard Butler. It was called 300", and you're right. But at least in that movie, his first words weren't "If you're a fat woman, guys don't like you". It was still pretty predictable, but who cares, most movies are nowadays. And then I went to go see Funny People (with no help from Steve) with Ben, Kiwi, Jake and Andrew. Now here's why it probably seems like I've been to more movies than I really have: I paid for 3 people. At the evening price... I don't like to bitch too much about money (I fear that if I do, the Jew jokes will never stop, and I will begin to be haunted by them in my nightmares), but that was a pretty big chunk taken out of my bank account for one movie... Again, the movie was awesome, and really takes some more time of thought after you leave the theater to really realize how clever and smart tit truly was. I was impressed. Especially because Apatow seemed to call in every favor from everyone of his famous friends.

Next piece of news on the docket, I got a photoshop put up on Philly D's website. http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/08/07/jessica-simpson-attracts-creepy-guys/
True, it's probably not all that big of an accomplishment, but for someone like me (with all kinds of crap I put out on the interweb, whether it be hand drawn shit, videos, or even this pile of shit I call a blog, it's nice to have someone else post something of mine) it makes me feel good knowing others may appreciate what I do here.

Also, I downloaded Innerpartysystems free summer mixtape. It's a nice 29 minute long remix compilation they threw together. I really like it and it's hell-a bouncy, but I would like to be able to download the singular remixes by themselves... Just a thought.

Beyond that there's not all that much to report. Have a good night.